• 11:52 kids are skeet shooting with their grandfather and I’m contemplating starting a ’save the clay pigeons’ campaign. #
• 12:52 oooOOOooo…delicious! RT @doctorow: Cydwoqs may be the coolest men’s shoes on the planet, e.g., tinyurl.com/y9mc4vy #
• 13:19 I just knocked an entire container of parmesan cheese INTO MY SHOE! #
• 13:25 the jumping spider! stunning! RT @AngelWardriver: Top 50+ Most Beautiful Nature Photography Images [PICS] st.bit.ly/9T2xO #digg #pics #
• 13:44 oh, wayne coyne. you can shake your maracas at me anytime. bit.ly/hD8Un #

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• 09:29 so clever! RT @DomesticDork: RT @blisstree: Eight Maids a milking… bit.ly/3atm6Z #
• 09:49 java java java java java java JOE! #
• 10:03 a step in the right direction? maybe? bit.ly/1ZqCHY #
• 11:30 hangover breakfast (not because I’m hungover, because I’m craving it) then kitchen cleaning, then spaghetti sauce! #
• 13:02 spaghetti sauce is on. makes my house smell like I’m 8 years old. #
• 13:08 while the mister was performing rigorous, post-consumer, QA testing on his new coffee mug, I stole the last beer. #
• 15:30 THERE ARE RAINBOWS FORNICATING OVER OUR CITY! #
• 15:30 like, serious beast-with-two-backs rainbow style! #
• 15:56 I hate you for two minutes. RT @twomonthshannon: but it’s NUIT BLANC mo-fo’s! #
• 17:09 votre lien ne fonctionne pas =( ( RT @impolitical: Fed by-elections 2 be called RT @Cyberpresse: Harper déclenche… #
• 17:38 celui la fontion =) merci bien. RT @impolitical: @melanieiscushti Je m’excuse, mon ami! bit.ly/Jq8vE C’est @cyberpresse, pas moi! #

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• 17:59 damned dog b0rked the internets. #
• 18:23 oooOOOooo… RT @subschema: Wowzers. RT @Flipbooks: 85 Great Tattoos as Art and Inspiration bit.ly/nMIG5 (via @gaksdesigns) #Art #InK #
• 18:23 and pogos! RT @subschema: K, finally going home! Onwards to mirth and frivolity. Or maybe just lounge pants. #
• 18:28 bananaphone! yeah, I’m kind of proud that my cousin is responsible for this. bit.ly/dqRg7 #
• 19:16 had a craving for stp (not the motor oil) so I’m indulging it. #

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• 11:47 are there any mommy bloggers with OLDER kids? #
• 11:53 consider yourself subscribed to! RT @MsMarmitelover @melanieiscushti me,got a 15 yr old #
• 19:03 me too! RT @DomesticDork: #twitterconfession I love Martha Stewart’s books/magazines/website/etc. #

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• 17:45 have chicken and sausage browning a pot for jambalaya. our house smells divine in a distinctly carnivorous way. #
• 18:05 gorgeous art in a gorgeous venue bit.ly/kZJ1P via my love for you is a stampede of horses bit.ly/18yCDx #
• 18:13 brought the plants in and the daughter has deemed LR to be decidedly ‘porch-like’. was the same reversed at the beginning of summer. weirdo. #

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• 11:57 I’ve forgotten completely how to change my keyboard language in windows xp =( #
• 12:02 ça sufit. temps de concentré avec mon h-i-p-a-u-d-e. TV on the radio in the queue. #
• 15:55 I have $17.75 in quarters in my bag. it’s heavy. #
• 16:01 I though you only took bills? RT @subschema I can dance for them. RT @melanieiscushti: I have $17.75 in quarters in my bag. it’s heavy. #
• 17:39 got dubbed ‘the only other Cramps fan in the city’ by my cabbie. might be true. #
• 17:49 I’m sure the comment was intended to be inclusive of @subschema, but I bet @Manos99 is a Cramps fan too. #
• 18:05 hahaha RT @MadKane: Gingrich is suddenly a big fan of bilingualism. Newt’s Newspeak (Limerick) bit.ly/1EMKn #
• 18:30 Yay, Maggie! you’re learning and growing! RT @MargaretAtwood: Yay! Tried Tinyurl! tinyurl.com/y8tzfvq New York Symphony Space, Oct… #
• 18:38 omg! I have a new blog crush bit.ly/6pWbr #
• 19:19 the tail bone’s connected to the mouth bone, and the tail bone’s connected to the mouth bone…and that’s ouroborus anatomy! #

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• 12:41 dank: a highly underused word which perfectly describes today. #
• 12:46 Writers should learn to not split infinitives. #
• 12:48 hells yes RT @stephenfry Damn, but www.freerice.com is so addictive… #
• 15:39 what a wonderfully unproductive day. #
• 18:02 so those WERE punderstorms we had today! RT @jacksoncreek: ‘danks for that RT @melanieiscushti: dank: a highly underused word which perfe… #
• 18:47 oi. what a day. it’s take away night. called it. #

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• 10:59 leftover BBQd shepard’s pie for breakfast. miam. miam. miam. #
• 11:21 craving a big, fluffy, tufted, blue, velvet couch bit.ly/2mx1B2 #
• 11:58 oh. this guy is just too nerdy/clever bit.ly/1mjAxE (check out the public spaces – dead pixel in google earth ftw!) #
• 15:07 new curtain rods up, computron is fixed, things are getting cleaned and shuffled. hooray for productive weekends! #
• 15:10 um…no? RT @Manos99: This Vandals cover of "Don’t Stop Me Now" is triumphant. Are any Vandals albums as good as "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good"? #
• 15:11 also watched The September Issue, then Stayin’ Alive last night. I have no shame. #
• 17:05 running out of steam. #
• 17:08 I’d never really listened to Fleet Foxes until now. I likes. #

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• 08:20 one more big sleep ’til friday! #
• 14:22 fashion plates! RT @moonfrye Question of the day. What was your favorite toy growing up? #
• 14:26 rekindling my romance with Elastica. #
• 17:53 ‘plus’ sized models @ london fashion wk. (psst…they’re really hot too!) tinyurl.com/lr42va #
• 17:54 it’s your night to cook, babe. I won’t complain RT @subschemaI so wanna copycat that now. RT @jacksoncreek: meat loaf and new ontario… #
• 19:36 in honour of national punctuation day! ♫ blip.fm/~dvmpi #

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• 13:00 oh my…need key party tips? look no further bit.ly/bbJc7 #

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