i love you too, martha

Martha Stewart dedicated a pear to me.

I’m sure it’s because of my altruistic devotion to helping her maintain her empire, complete subscription to her notion of the good life and making sure the Greenberg’s got their perfect thanksgiving while she was..ahem…’away’.

It’s nice to be noticed.  I don’t think she’s confusing me for that folk singer this time, either.

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3 responses to “i love you too, martha

  1. I might be a little bit on the insanely tired side… all that working for the man kinda does that to a person, but I think I may have peed a little bit while reading this post. Kudos, Melanie, kudos.

  2. I’m such a sucker for Martha Stewart — she’s kinda bad ass.

    Love this — Martha bloopers: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=sMoXbFvPTuM

  3. Love the bloopers. The thanksgiving dinner baby costumes are always good for a giggle too.

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